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I

Idea

To give a person an idea. Endora

Sprig of purple,
Dash of lime.
Let the spell begin
At the sound of chime.
Pinch of basil
Splash of wine
The voice will be Dum-dum's
The idea will be mine.

Identity

To switch 2 switched identities. Dr. Bombay

Molecules return to
Your former state.
Mates return to
Your former mates.
And let Larry and Louise
In mortal density
Remember not
Their mistaken identity.

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J

Jealousy

To make someone jealous. Samantha

Leon Huggersdorf, forget your habits
Find your dream girl: Gladys Kravitz.

Jewellry

To remove beads etc. on someone. Samantha

Rosies and posies
And daisies and weeds
Come flower power!
Rip off his beads!

K

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L

Laugh

To make someone laugh at everything sad. Endora

Your view of life I find quite sick
This spell will change what makes you tick.
At serious things you'll laugh and giggle
The graver the note, the more it will tickle.

Locate

1. To locate someone. Samantha

Calling all stations
From Hong Kong to Pompei
Come in if you read me
Dr. Bombay.
Never mind your pills
Forget your thermometre
Come on the run
With your trusty hexometre.

2. To locate and transport someone. Also see Transport. Endora

Powers of day
Powers of flight
Bring Alonzo here
Into my sight.

3. Another locator spell.Samantha

North, south, west and east
SOS to the Loch Ness beast.
This Serena is a subpoena.

Love

1. To make every mortal who sees the baby fall madly in love with him. Maurice

Precious package
Full of grace
Incandascent and so new
Whatever mortal sees your face
Will fall straightway in love
With you.

Reverse:

The magic from
My spell be flown
From this moment
To each his own.

2. To make a person notice you. Endora

Spiders and bunnies
That hoppity-hop.
When my name is mentioned
Bobbin's heart will flippity-flop.

Locator

1. To find and go to a specific person. Samantha

Elixer of herbs
Slow gin fizz.
Whisk me to where
Mrs. Stephens is.

2. To pop to a certain location.

Witchcraft's done the dirty deed,
Reverse it now with all due speed.
Gossamer wings, the words pell-nell,
Whisk me to where the Silvertons dwell.

3. Another locator spell.Samantha

Compass point east
And west and north Come forth!

Lying

To make sure someone is telling the truth. Samantha

Spiders that crawl,
Bats that fly.
Silence will tell
If you're telling a lie.

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M

Message

To send a message to someone. Samantha

Handrom, Jandrom, wishing weaver
Find for me the oldest seaver
On wings of night and wires of steel
Take my message to that heel.

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N

Neapolitan

To make a delicious Neapolitan dessert.Uncle Arthur

Bonsoir mes amis
And vive la France.
A scrumptious Napolean
Now gets a chance.

This results in Napolean Bonaparte popping up.
The reverse:

Un, deux,
Trois, quatre,
You're talking French,
Leave from where you're at.

Samantha steps in and assists:

Bat wings and lizard tails.

O

Oath

A solemn promise. Endora

As long as the stars,
Remain in the sky.
As long as the water,
Remains in the well.
I will never again zap on Derwood,
Another spell.

Obeying

To make some obey or agree to everything you say. Endora

From this day on, you will find
Mortals bending to your mind.
You will have a glow of charm
Extending twice, your outstretched arm.
Mortals who win this circle beamed
No matter what you say agree
Now my boy, we'll see! we'll see!

To remove the spell:

Edgeful, eifle, trifle tree
Let's remove the spell from thee.

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P

Painter

To summon a painter. Aunt Clara

Colours harsh and colours mellow
Come quick orange and lemon yellow.
Turpentine and brushes sable
Send to me a painter able.

To get rid of the painter:

Colours harsh and colours mellow
Rhubarb red
"....."(incomplete spell)

Phoning

To make someone phone you. Quicker than a pager!Samantha

Larry hurry and get to the phone
Or you'll end up at the Sharp's alone!

Oceans are churning
Deserts are barren
Larry won't you please
Call Darrin!

Larry pick up that phone!

Powers, transfer

1. To enable a mortal to use witchcraft. Maurice

Oh spirits on high
I bid ye now. You must endow
With powers befitting
My descendant,
And I will act
As superintendent.

Shell into bell
Bell into shell.
At nell of bell
Be gone no spell!

2. To give a witch her powers back. Pirhana

Smile witch, laugh witch
Take your powers back witch.

Preventative Spells

Spell to prevent subject from being turned into a mouse. That is the exact title of spell from the big black Incantations book. Samantha
Part 1:

To void the spell, the subject tries
To touch a buffalo, between the eyes.

While underwater he
Must drink a potion given thee.

To the last of the three: Listen and hark.
He must fly over water by day, in the dark.

Every time one step is done properly, a bell sounds. This spell must be performed without the subject's knowledge. Witchcraft cannot be used to carry out these 3 steps.

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