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Big Wang's Job Application


Name:

Hair Color:
     Blond
     Brunette
     Red

I am generally:
     A nice person
     A funny person
     An adventurous person
     A sex crazed lunatic
     Bored, that's why I'm doing this.

Is plaid a color?
     Yes.
     No.
     Whichever answer you'd like best.

Can You cook in any way shape or form?
    
I'm like the friggin' Iron Chef!
     A little
     I make a mean macaroni and cheese!
     Not at all
     Whatever one will get me a job.

Would you consider a one-on-one interview with our Personnel Director Paul?
     Yes, I hear the Paul is one hot stud.
     No.

At the interview would you be wearing underwear?
     Yes
     No.
     At first yes, but during the interview I
           would rip them off in a wild fit of carnal
           lust.

Age:

I Am:
     Female
     Male

I would classify myself as a:
(don't worry about what it means, just pick one)
      
A one
     A two
     A three

Do you think Cows kick-ass?
     Yes.
     No.
     Whichever answer you like best.

If you couldn't be a manager or work the kitchen would you consider dancing wildly in various degrees of nakedness on a pole?
    
Hell yeah!
     Hell no!
     Do I HAVE to wear clothes at all?
     Whatever one will get me a job.

Do you believe in gratuitous sex and violence?
     Damn straight!
     Well, gratuitous sex anyway.
     Only on T.V.
     No.
     Potato.

Favorite Curse Word:

Email Address:

  Briefly describe what you think of the original recording of Gloria Gaynor's song "I Will Survive" - and do you think it would be a good stripping song?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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