 | Their #1 product would be "Microsoft Winders". |
| Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle. |
| Occasionally, you'd bring up a winder that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct
tape. |
| Dialogue boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right!", "Naw", or
"Git" instead of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel". |
| Instead of "Ta-da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos. |
| The "Recycle Bin" in Winders 95 would be an outhouse. |
| Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player, you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling
"Freebird!" |
| Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders 95 theme song would be "Achy-Breaky
Heart". |
| Power Point would be named "ParPawnt". |
| Microsoft programming tools would be "Vishul Basic and "Vishul C++". |
| Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag. |
| Instead of "VP", Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz". |
| Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am. |
| Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver |
| "Well, the first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire.." |
| Flight Simulator would be replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator. |
| Microsoft CEO: Billy-Bob (a.k.a. "Bubba") Gates. |
