State Mottos
Alabama:
 | Yes, we have electricity
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Arizona:
| But It's a Dry Heat
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Arkansas:
| Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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California:
| As Seen on TV
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Colorado:
| If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut:
| Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
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Delaware:
| We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
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Florida:
| Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia:
| We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii:
| Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho:
| Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
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Illinois:
| Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana:
| 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa:
| We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas:
| Where Science Don't Mean Shit
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Kentucky:
| Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana:
| We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine:
| We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland:
| A Thinking Man's Delaware
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Massachusetts:
| Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan:
| First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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Minnesota:
| 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi:
| Come Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri:
| Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
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Montana:
| Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska:
| Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada:
| Whores and Poker!
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New Hampshire:
| Go Away and Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey:
| You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico:
| Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York:
| You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
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North Carolina:
| Tobacco is a Vegetable
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North Dakota:
| We Really are One of the 50 States!
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Ohio:
| At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma:
| Like the Play, only No Singing
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Oregon:
| Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania:
| Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island:
| We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina:
| Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota:
| Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee:
| The Educashun State
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Texas:
| Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
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Utah:
| Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont:
| Yep
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Virginia:
| Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington:
| Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.:
| Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia:
| One Big Happy Family-Really!
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Wisconsin:
| Come Cut Our Cheese
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Wyoming:
| Where men are men and sheep are scared
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