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Name: Christian Phillip Spencer Matzke
Aliases: XN, Q-Ball, Big C, Crick
Age: Twenty-one
Sex: Male
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 190 lbs.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Foot Size: 13
Mutations/Genetic Anomalies: Left thumb double jointed, left eyebrow sentient.
Political Affiliation: Socialist, Anarcho-Communist
(ala Kropotkin and Bakunin), in practice I'm a simply a leftist.
Favorite Political Figures: (not in any particular order) Julius Caesar, Karl der Grosse, Che Guevara, Robert the Bruce,
Simon De Montfort.
am waiting
for the
Salvation Army
to take over
and I am
waiting
for the
human crowd
to walk off
a cliff
somewhere
-Lawrence Ferlinghetti-
Favorite Authors: H. P. Lovecraft, William Gibson, L. Frank Baum, John Gardner.
Favorite Poets: Henry Rollins, Lawrence Ferlinghetti.
Favorite Books: Beowulf, Neuromancer, Grendel, The Emerald City of Oz etc.
Favorite Plays: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Hamlet, The King in Yellow.
Favorite Movies: Jacob's Ladder, Blade Runner (The Director's Cut), Leon (aka The Professional), The Usual Suspects, Millers Crossing,
Falling Down, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Favorite Brother: probably Johann, my older brother, I like him better than my mutant Siamese twin brother
Belial who I keep in a whicker basket as we share misadventures hunting down the doctors who seperated us at birth. Wait, no, that was just a movie. My real twin brother (who I still don't like as much as Johann) is the spawn of Yog-Sothoth. We
keep him in the attic and feed him sheep...
Favorite Food: Chocolate covered Espresso beans, Peter's Russian Mistress (open-faced turkey with melted swiss, spinach and tomatoes
on rye with russian dressing).
Favorite Drink: I love coffee, especially my local coffee house's specialty, the Joe Conrad. I must admit a certain fondness for Guiness© as well.
Favorite Bands: Morphine, Prick, Rage Against the Machine; more recently Rammstein and Cibo Matto. I like a lot of David Bowie's stuff and the Pixies have recently just blown my mind.
Favorite TV Shows: I don't watch much TV, but I love British comedies like Black Adder, 'Allo 'Allo and Are You Being Served? when I get the chance to watch them. But I set aside an hour a day to watch Babylon 5.
