Is the Water Free? the Autobiography of Xn

Hey! Write my autobiography for me! That's right; put your choice of words in my mouth! Since you're going to judge me by your own views of what you see here anyway, why not make it official? Just make your selections from the pull down menus, based on your own whims and biases, and sleep well tonight; rest assured that you've gotten to know the real me. Isn't subjective reality great?

Hi, my name's Christian Matzke, but all my friends call me .
You may think I'm but actually I'm .
Because I'm Many people think my life is full of , but in reality its filled with .
My political opinions make many people think I'm a . To this I often answer: .
Due to my philosophical beliefs, feel free to call me: . Although I'm usually pretty easy going, and really make .
Once I was reading when I came upon a which really made me think. It said:"". Why just the other day my described me best as being , and an all around . And that pretty much sums up who I am.

(The title of this page has a bit of a history. My friend Rick and I used to go to shows at the Celebration Barn Mime Theatre in South Paris Maine quite often. Once during an intermission I commented to Rick that the refreshments were very expensive. I then turned to the guy next to me and asked, "is the water free?". It turned out he was Fred Garbo, the famous juggler (and the man in the Barcley the Dog suit on PBS's Sesame Street). He said that in fact the water was free, and got me a glass. At that moment Rick and I decided that "Is the water free?" should be the title of my autobiography. So, many years later, it is!)