Remember when...

An application was for employment.
A program was a T.V. show.
A cursor used profanity.
And a keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
Compress was something that you did with the garbage.
And if you unzipped anything in public you would be in jail for a while...
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup was needed on a raid...
Cut was what you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu...
A computer was something on T.V. from a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to clean...
Ram was the cousin of a goat...
Meg was the name of my girlfriend.
Now they all mean different things, and that really mega bytes.