The boozers' alphabet...

A : is for alcohol - our drug of choice.
B : is for beer, yes beer, it's what's for dinner (sometimes lunch and breakfast too).
C : is for can - 6 pack, 12 pack, 24 pack, 30 pack, 40 oz..... so many choices!
D : is for drinking - that's what we like to do.
E : is for emergency (Definition: an emergency is when you're all out of alcohol).
F : is for friends (beats drinking alone and maybe you can get them to pick up the tab).
G : is for games, preferably anything involving cards, quarters, and chugging beers.
H : is for hang over - every good time has it's price.
I : is for ice, "I'll take that on the rocks please".
J : is for jail which is where you might end up after trying to use a fake ID, trying to drive a car when you can't even see, or are found on the street staggering home at 4 am.
K : is for keg!
L : is for liquor - too many to choose from.
M : is for money you no longer have due to extensive partying.
N : is for NOT AGAIN! (What you scream when you wake up besides someone you don't know).
O : is for opinion (ever met a drunk without one?) also it's for a common phrase "OH SH*T!" which you scream as you fall down the stairs.
P : is for pee (what you have to do about every 5-10 minutes while drinking).
Q : is for quarters - a great drinking game, it's also for the quilt that you puked on last night and have to clean in the morning.
R : is for reform, which you promise GOD that you'll do when you find yourself hugging the toilet bowl.
S : is for sex - after a few drinks people start looking a lot better than they really are, so be careful..
T : is for twenty-four, 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence?? I think not.
U : is for underage (A good percentage of the drinking population).
V : is for vodka - the mother of all alcohol and the best way to make Jello.
W : is for worm, the par of tequila that reminds you of the porcelain god.
X : is for x-ray, in detox it's how they see into your stomach before they pump it.
Y : is for you, the one who drinks way too much.
Z : is for Zimbabwe - the only place in the world where beer has many names; hwaha, doro, skindo, tototo, kachasu, chapu, chapomba, mupeta, 7 days, umqomboti, utshwala.