Computer Terms Demystified...

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction.
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.
CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months.
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Orientated Language.
DEC - Do Expect Compaq.
DOS - Defunct Operating System.
IBM - I Blame Microsoft.
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing.
LISP - Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics.
QDOS - Quick and Dirty Operating System.
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code.
SCSI - System Can't See It.
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data on Whole System.
WWW - World Wide Wait.