Women Are Like...

• The Stock Market:
  They’re irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
• Computers:
  They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
• Saran Wrap:
  Useful but clingy.
• Horses:
  Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
• Parking Meters:
  If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
• Fax Machines:
  Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
• Political Campaign Contributors:
  If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
• Refrigerators:
  They’re always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
• Blue Jeans:
  They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
• Country Western Songs:
  They’re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

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