Some Situations To Imagine...

If you get into a taxi and the taxi driver starts driving backwards, would he end up owing you money?
If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, would the degrees still be zero?
Why is it called building when it is already built?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me... they are cramming for their final exams.
Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?