Prison and Work...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
At work you spend the majority of your time in an 6 x 8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you get a break for one meal, which you have to pay for.

In prison you get time off for good behaviour.
At work you get more work for good behaviour.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work no-one locks and unlocks any doors for you.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you'd get fired for that.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work they ball-and-chain you all the time.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work they aren't even allowed to call.

In prison all expenses are payed by taxpayers, with no work for you.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they tax your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend your time inside wanting to get out and go to bars.

Now, go and poison your boss.