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I wish the Arabs and the Jews would settle their differences like Christian gentlemen.
If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed.
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
If you don't say anything, you won't be called upon to repeat it.
If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
In order to be, never try to seem.
It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.
It is no sin to sell dear, but a sin to give ill measure.
It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.
It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do for which we are accountable.
It isn't the whistle that moves the train.
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
It pays to remember your social obligations. If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours.
It's always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.
It's easier to do good than be good.
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again.
Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Memories of you remind me of you.
Minds are like parachutes... they only work when they're open.
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
Money is like a promise, easier made then kept.
Money is the root of all wealth.
Most people raise their voice rather than reinforcing their point.
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
Never ask a question unless the answer makes a difference.
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in the rear.
Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do the work.
Nothing is sometimes the best thing to say.
Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them.
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than illumination.
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
People should be measured in feats, not feet.
People that are too eager to please are, more often than not, not very pleasing.
People smart enough to give good advice are usually smart enough to give none.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Poverty is the root of all evil.
Pray for what you want but work for what you need.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
Real joy comes from doing something worthwhile.
Remember always, that you have not only the right to be an individual, you have the obligation to be one.
Remember that two wrongs do not make a right -- but that three lefts do.
Ruling a big country is like cooking a small fish.
Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.
She loves you as much as she can, which is not very much.
Show your appreciation for your lover with a surprise small gift.
Shut the door. Not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the cozyness.
So soon as we begin to count the cost, the cost begins.
Some of us quit looking for work when we find a job.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Sometimes let things happen but sometimes make things happen.
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
Success is not permanent, neither is failure.
Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you travelled from where you started.
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
Take my advice. I'm not using it.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
The amount of work done varies inversely with the time spent in the office.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
The man who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
The hardest job of all is trying to look busy when you're not.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of things.
The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
The longer you keep your temper the better it will get.
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase: "And now a word from our sponsor."
The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.
The most solid stone is the lowest one in the foundation.
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
The only difference between an unclear war and a nuclear war is the way you use the UN.
The only measure of a man's usefulness is the extent to which he exercises his talent, according to the laws of his own growth, for the common good.
The only race worth winning is the human race.
The only short meetings are when no-one shows up.
The only thing that I'm sure of is my growing sense of uncertainty.
The only thing that wealth does for some people is to make them worry about losing it.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.