05...

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to University.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.
Agree or disagree with the following statement: There are two kinds of people in this world; Those that separate people into two groups, and those that don't.
Alimony: The high cost of leaving.
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
Always remember it is better to give than to receive. Besides, you don't have to write thank-you notes.
Always tell a woman she's beautiful, especially if she isn't.
Always yield to temptation, for it may not pass your way again.
An optimist laughs to forget; a pessimist forgets to laugh.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
By following the good, you learn to be good.
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be far apart.
Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior executive.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
Do not learn the tricks of the trade; learn the trade.
Do not offer a compliment and ask for a favor at the same time. A compliment that is charged for is not valuable.
Do not speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
Do you know that doing your best is not good enough? First you must know what to do.
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.
Doing nothing makes you tired 'cause you can't take a break.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back. Don't let your mouth run faster than your brain.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.
Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
Give what you have. To someone it may be better than you dare to think.
Gold and love affairs are difficult to hide.
Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions.
Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Have the courage to live; anyone can die.
He that can have patience can have what he will.
* He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return.
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
** I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963...
I wish you the courage to be warm when the world would prefer you to be cool.
I wouldn't mind being poor if I had lots of money.
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.
If all men were brothers, would you want one to marry your sister?
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
If not controlled, work flows to the competent person until he is submerged.
If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.
If we do not succeed, then we face the risk of failure.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
If you want to look young and thin, hand around old fat people.
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
It is better to be deceived by a friend, than to suspect him.
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
It is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.
Judge people by what they are, not where they are.
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
Loan someone a sympathetic ear.
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
May you never live to see your wife a widow.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots.
Money talks...but all mine keeps saying is "goodbye"
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Never promise more than you can perform.
No matter how hard you throw a dead fish into the water, it still won't swim.
Oh, what tangled webs we weave when we first practice to deceive.
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples.
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.