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	There was a young lady named Flo;
	Whose lover was exceedingly slow;
		So they tried it all night;
		'Til he got it just right;
	For practice makes pregnant, you know.

	Miss Farad was pretty and sensual,
	And charged to a reckless potential;
		But a rascal named Ohm,
		Conducted her home -
	Her decline was, alas, exponential.

	"Dear Dad, you are getting quite old;
	Your assets, I think, should be sold,
		And given to me,
		So that you can be free,
	To live out those years they call gold."

	"Dear son, there's no reason to fret;
	I haven't got Alzheimer's yet;
		I'll do it my way,
		'Till it's all pissed away;
	Not one nickel or dime will you get!"

	The first law of Newton I sing,
	My voice has a relevant ring:
		"An object left free,
		Of hassles will be,
	Engrossed in just doing its thing."

	A proton once said, "I'll fulfill,
	My long-term belief in free will.
		Though theorists (may) say,
		That I ought to decay,
	I'm damned if I think that I will."

	A friend who's in liquor production,
	Owns a still of astounding construction,
		The alcohol boils,
		Through old magnet coils;
	She says that it's "proof by induction."

	It filled Galileo with mirth,
	To watch his two rocks fall to Earth.
		He gladly proclaimed,
		"Their rates are the same,
	And quite independent of girth!"

	Then Newton announced in due course,
	His own law of gravity's force:
		"It goes, I declare,
		As the inverted square,
	Of the distance from object to source."

	But remarkably, Einstein's equation,
	Succeeds to describe gravitation,
		As spacetime that's curved,
		And it's this that will serve,
	As the planets' unique motivation.