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Glucose is essential to life. Without glucose, gained by any number of methods, cellular life begins to degrade. Luckily, glucose is obtainable from broken down proteins, fats, alcohols, etc. The catch 22 is that glucose is also what deteriorates the cell walls of mitochondria, which is believed to be one of the major causes of visible aging. Don't eat, and you'll die. Eat, and you'll get old, and die. Since the outcome is the same either way, I'd have to throw my weight behind eating, and in excess at that!Love your food! Love your life! Savor every bite, and never eat anything you don't like. If you walk out of the Brussel Sprout Buffet with a sour look on your face, and get hit by a bus walking back to wherever it is you're going, won't you feel awful, knowing brussel sprouts were your last meal? Besides, the mitochondria have it coming soon, anyway.
Do What You Want.