The Final Page

Memorable Quotes

Chris: “I drink therefore I am.”

Schutte: “Bite me, it’s fun.”

Jeffé: “I came, I saw, I couldn’t find a date, (so I drank).

Mitch: “Drink that beer before someone else does.”

Gramps: “The older the wiser.”

Pooky: “Hello, my name is Dave. Do you like sandboxes?”

Why Did Maska and Mel Break Up (other than they never dated)
“(She) persisted that Davy Jones was the Jimi Hendrix of the tambourine.”

Best Song at a Drunk Softball Game
Mike: “Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the crowd...”

Where Does He Get Those Jackets
Jello: “... Arsinio Halls’ closet maybe. All I know is I got a bowl of soup with each one.”

If He Could be Any Animal He Would Be...
Lee: “... a snake, it matches my personality and charisma.”

Their Philosophy of life

Slater: “If this cars a rockin’ don’t come knockin!”

Jen: “Get drunk and go to class.”

Colleen: “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow.”