There once was a fellow from sidney
Who drank till he'd ruined his kidney
It shrank and it shrank
As he sat there and drank
But he'd a good time doing it, didn't he?
We know many others, and would tell them to you, but they aren't very sutable...they are really rude.Pst! Hey! Over here! If your really nice to us, we may just e-mail you some nasty ones.
So, If you look at the limerick above, there is a rhyming
sceem to it. Basically, lines 1&2&5 rhyme. Lines 3&4 also
rhyme. And it's always like that!!! The idea is to force that
damn rhyme if it doesn't work!!!
So...
LINE 1=CAT
LINE 2=HAT
LINE 3=NIGHT
LINE 4=LIGHT
LINE 5=BAT
Lines 1,2 and 5 all rhyme. And lines 3 and 4 rhyme. Just except it.
Got that? There is always 5 lines and that rhyming sceem. ALWAYS!!!
Usually, the first, second, and fifth lines have 7 syllables. And
lines two and three have five. But that's not always right. That's
just the most common.
So now, you know what a limerick is. Now you can go back to our limerick page and look at all the ones we've made up for the crew. AND SEND US YOURS!!! AS LONG AS THEY ARE ABOUT RED DWARF, WE WANT THEM!!! WE'LL POST THEM AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WROTE THEM!!!(unless you don't want us too...)
