Hey! You've found our page about limericks!!! For you who don't know what a limerick is (don't you pay attention in english class...jeez!) click here. For the rest of you...just go on! (like that wasn't simple enough...)

Here is a page containing limericks about the crew that we have come up with...well lindsay came up with them...but I helped!!!
If you want to submit your own, just send it in! Once I get around to figuring it out (lots of swearing here) I'll come up with an award for the best limerick sent into us.

LISTER

RIMMER

CAT

KRYTEN

KRISSIE

HOLLY

TOASTER

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LISTER

There once was a fellow name Lister
Who never once was he called mister
He slobed about all day
In every possible way
And he didn't have any brothers of sister.

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RIMMER

There once was a fellow name Rimmer
He wasn't a very good swimmer
Only once was he laid
And his woman was paid
And from then on her eyes were much dimmer

Alright, this one is really about Mr.Fibble, but I'm putting it under Rimmer for now...
The problem with being a puppet
Known to all but the stupidest muppett
Is spending all day
'til you're put away
With a sore , and a hand stuck right up it!

~Rick Mason

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CAT

There once was a pansy named Cat
Who was obssesed with being phat
His suits were all pressed
And his hair never messed
'Cause he refused to never wear a hat

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KRYTEN

So Kryten turned human...relax!
It could be worse if you look at the facts.
No mechanical sprocket,
for his groinal socket,
now that he has one of THOSE stashed in his slacks.

THANX Shannon Bartel!

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KRISSIE

There once was a lady named Krissie
Who was for some reason excedingly pissy
She complained and she bitched
T'ill by her boyfriend was ditch
And ended up going out with a sissy

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HOLLY

Holly has wonderful features.
Like detecting extra terrestrial creatures.
So full of wows and
an IQ of 6000
the same as 6000 P.E. teachers.

THANX Shannon Bartel!

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TOASTER

Toaster's not one to boast,
with no head shaped like a goal post.
Rimmer's dad dies,
and Kryten now lies.
Tough break--"want some toast?"

THANX Shannon Bartel!

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