Weasel
AKA
Andy Wendling
The Weez
Unlike Lemmer, believed to be a lemur masquerading as a human in some kind of rubber suit, Weasel gives every evidence of being a human manifestation of all things Weasel-y. I mean, just look at the kid. Despite the relatively poor quality of this picture, his Weasel-like qualities shine out of the darkness like some sort of really bright light shining out of some place rather dark. You know.
Somewhat counterintuitively, Weasel embodies the exact opposite of all traits possessed by The Ladies' Man, yet uses them to very similar effect. Where Steve is subdued, smoothe, and cultured, Weasel is incredibly energetic, brash, and often uncouth. His skill with the one-line catch phrase has allowed him to attain almost legendary status in certain circles, and this, coupled with some form of animal magnetism, seems to form the basis for his skill at attracting women, though his inability to distinguish between actual women and inflatable women under certain circumstances is still being investigated, and may never be resolved.
Quite simply, Weasel is a weasel, and stands quite apart from any civilized attempts at explanation.
Methods of contact:
AIM SN: Q22 Weasel