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Steve is the quintessential ladies' man. He's smooth, he's suave, and his car is named Darcy. Preferring to live a life of danger to a life of sedentary deterioration, Steve likes his women fast, and his cars even faster, breaking speed limits as often as he breaks women's hearts*.
According to my sources, he currently resides at the University of Toledo, but my own data seems to discredit this claim, as his distinctive vehicle has been sighted, on several occasions, parked in front of Eldridge Hall on WMU's campus, which seems a little fishy to me. Why would he be visiting that particular hall so much? What does he do in there? Perhaps the world will never know, unless some brave souls knock on his door late at night during one such visit and disrupt this mysterious activity
Regardless, the Ladies' Man is a generally pleasant individual, though infrequently available for communication by electronic means, possibly because his computer is located in Toledo, while he, apparently, is seldom in residence during the ample leisure time afforded college students on weekends.
Steve is approachable, likeable, and rather intelligent, but ladies, beware. . . he's taken!
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