152. Satan doesnt like to play patty cake.

153. Zippers were not made to kill fruit flies.

154. My temporary job is to change the light bulbs on the sun.

155. Wet tile floors are fun to lick.

156. Brooms were made to sweep up the lint that falls off my lips.

157. When I look in the mirror I see 10 space men and a spoon.

158. I collect birthday balloons so that if Im ever in a plane crash I can blow them up and float to safety.

159. Rules were made to look at while you think about tacos.

160. I give random lectures to cans of beans.

161. One o clock two o clock three o clock soup five o clock.

162. Aliens are living in the reserve tank on my toilet.

163. Garbage cans give me a sugar rush.

164. Chairs are not made to dance with.

165. I like to look at naked soup.

166. Some paintings come to life retarded.

167. Some people have ant farms. I have a pencil farm.

168. Pepper juice sometimes makes us scream.

169. Birds with feathers like to buy pillows.

170. My eyes have minds of their own.

171. I am in love with my pet sock.

172. I like to spit on clouds.

173. Hot air balloons are really bloated chickens.

174. If you stick pins in a tomato it might tell you to stop.

175. Wet toilet paper inhabits the cities under my dresser.

176. Monsters like to eat cookies.

177. Smart people feed cows tooth paste.

178. Children that eat paste grow up to work on hotdog farms.

179. Blue people like to eat bagels.

180. I make my freckles and moles wear wigs.

181. Some people blow dry their yards after it rains.

182. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow just pooped on the moon.

183. Sick people like to look at oatmeal cookies.

184. Hospitals are full of germs.

185. If a flower blooms, pour onions in it.

186. My bar of soap is growing a mustache.

187. Some attics are full of rice and beans.

188. Cars can go.

189. Gras sometimes yells *#!*@ when I step on it.

190. When you thump a spring it goes booinoinoinoing.

191. Lick the hairspray and you will get liver.

192. Some television sets are polka dotted.

193. I sometimes chase stationary objects.

194. Chicken bones can cause massive flooding.

195. Many air ducts are full of little blue people.

196. My loins are being mined for gold.

197. Hamsters read dirty magazines.

198. Most people have skin.

199. If you were smart you would have a garden of dead potatoes.

200. Books usually read themselves many times.

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