102. French fries are really dead peoples fingers.

103. Card board boxes are made of chicken skin.

104. Beep. That's a noise.

105. It's not nice to tear open someones stomach.

106. Show me a pickle and I'll show you a cucumber in pain.

107. Doors that can't be opened are called walls.

108. Soldiers don't cry, but if you rub peppers in their eyes they will.

109. Erasers can be found mining coal in my stomach.

110. Butter comes from your armpits.

111. Bears have buttons in their noses.

112. Boo Baby says "La La La."

113. Shave a monkeys hair off and dress him up like a person.

114. I have a broken brain.

115. CD ROM drives are really weird looking cup holders.

116. Elephants were made to be spray painted on.

117. Cheese periodically falls out of my skin.

118. Boogers taste good when stir-fried.

119. My life is controlled by 15 small puppets.

120. Broken buildings aren't made for gum ball storage.

121. Dillweeds need lots of attention.

122. I refer to beans as...The musical fruit.

123. My nostrils flame when I lick my lips.

124. The planets are really part of Gods game of marbles.

125. Bubbles sometimes come out of my ears.

126. Animals do dirty things.

127. Carrots come from snow mens plastic surgery.

128. Touch my head and I'll grow a tomato.

129. Paper is a spin off of plastic.

130. Respect the peanut butter I eat and I'll respect your nose hairs.

131. Sausage comes from the gaps between my toes.

132. Chalk boards are sometimes green.

133. Stairs are for idiots.

134. Liver warts grow on my dermal anatomy.

135. Pork comes from pigs, Beef comes from cows, Bread comes from sheep.

136. Worms are a byproduct of chicken noodle soup.

137. I run a garbage factory.

138. Old men have false teeth. Old women have false skin.

139. People that eat bananas have healthy lives. People that lick bananas have soar tongues.

140. Dirty people often smell like soup.

141. Roast roams freely in my back yard.

142. The plumbing in my wall has eyes and a mouth and I feed it babyfood.

143. I like to eat my toenails.

144. Hipposurgery is what doctors do to fat people.

145. Some people name their toilets Albert.

146. Windshield wipers are our friends.

147. I like to draw squares.

148. Water jugs are sometimes made to keep water in.

149. Dead fish can't swim.

150. If you wear shoes you should drop hot coals on your feet.

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