Episode 2

Oh, God, Attack of the Clones, He's NOT serious.

"OK, Its agreed.  We're going to 'convince' Lucas that 'Attack of the Clones' is a bad name idea"

 

The secretary stood their for a moment, then asked what they were there for.

"We're here to see Mr Lucas again.  It's concerning"Attack of the Clones""

 

Leia:  "I know 'Attack of the Clones' is a REALLY bad name, but repeadily blowing up Lucasfilm isn't  doing a damn thing."

Luke:  "No.  But its Fun.  C'mon guys, lets go."

 

After much pondering, 'Attack of the Clones' became a worse and worse idea.  The single character figures would soon be over run by mindless numbers of Lukes, Hans, and even Leias.

 

The clones soon learn of their numbers and begin to over wealm all other characters.

 

Two of the brightest single figure characters devise a plan to stop the clone invasion

 

The Lukes and Hans are mesmerized by the beauty of the dancers

 

The Leias spot this trap and beat the crap out of the dancers

 

All the clones are now very mad.  And have a purpose.  Destroy all single character figures.

Ackbar:  "Thank you Hasbro.  Just how many Lukes, Hans, and Leias do we need"

Thrawn:  "You have doomed us all Lucasfilm.  PLEASE rethink 'Attack of the Clones'"

 

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