Vadar: "When I said, 'get to know the rebels'
'get to know them better then yourselves'
'get to know them as best friends'
I didn't mean this!!"
"I've heard of bring your kid to work day, but...."
Ben: "OOOOOO"
Leia: "Oooh, I know, your a 'scary' ghost. But your head doesn't move, or your arms and you don't even have legs."
The Bounty hunters got a surprise when they thought they had Han cornered. They got Han, Endor Han, Bespin Han, Hoth Han, New Han, and Stormtrooper Han.
When the Emperor locked himself out, he demanded the others to get him inside. They did what they could and decided the Royal Guard, lacking legs, made a good battering ram.
Hour 32
"What are they doing?"
"Oh, lacking legs or movable heads, they're seeing who points better"
"I'm a pacifist damnit! And anyone who says other wise, I'll blast into ATOMS!!!"
Gunner: "What's going on here?"
Pilot: "We're seeing once and for all, who's a better shot, a stormtrooper or a fried turkey>"
Driver: "C'mon Ted, the turkey's only leading you by 1 point."
"I don't think we should have rode the horsey in front of the Mini-mart for 18 hours straight."