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A rich couple was going out for the evening. The
lady
of the house decided to give the butler,
Throckmorton,
the night off. She said they would be home very late
and he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, the wife didn't have a good time
at
the party, so she came home early. She walked into
the house and eyed Throckmorton sitting alone in the
dining room. She called for him to follow her.
She led him to the master bedroom. She closed
and locked the door. She looked at him and smiled.
"Throckmorton. Take off my dress." He did so,
carefully. "Throckmorton. Take off my stockings and
garter." He silently obeyed her. "Throckmorton.
Remove my bra and panties." The tension mounted as
he
complied. Finally she looked at him and said:
"Throckmorton. If I ever catch you wearing my
clothes
again, you're fired." |