Hi everyone. Jimmy here. We know you would like to see the rest of our stuff, and I'd like to show it to you, but I can't. Schmick is worried about a leak in the department and won't allow access to everything anymore.

Instead, only offical members of D.A.N.G.E.R. can see the whole show. If you are a member of D.A.N.G.E.R., just enter the secret address in the line at the top. If you aren't a member of D.A.N.G.E.R., feel free to follow the link to the left to join.

Membership is free and the perks are a good dental plan, full health for you and your life partner, and a small country (after we conquer the world). Soon you too will be able to see pages like our Super Weapon of the Month, Diabolical Plans, and the D.A.N.G.E.R. Mall, plus much, much more!