The guys behind the Brew!

Martin Crownover

A few years ago, martin decided to devote his web page to The Brew. He's dreaded his decision ever since! Being the main contributor to the site, he's responsible for just about everything you see here, and obviously, isn't ashamed to admit it!
Martin's answer to this month's question:
"I think I would urinate in a cup, and then splash it on the new Brew."

Tim Harper

Tim was the one who first donated a locker for The Brew, which makes him a key contributor to The Brew beginning. He also found that little red square thingy you see with the blue swiggle on some of these pages! This guy's got talent!
Tim's answer to this month's question:
"The best ingredient for a new Brew would definitely be a rotten hunk of monteray jack."

Lee Benson

If there's one thing you can give Lee credit for, it's his knowledge of tables! Yes, Lee is responsible for the table format of the Brew History page, for which everyone else is thankful for! Lee was also the guy who hand picked the urinal tablet, dog crap, and dead frog for one of our more prestigious past Brews! Lee is one helpful guy!
Lee's answer to this month's question:
"If I had a new Brew, I would chew up some of that menthol chaw and spit it out into the Brew."

Joey Doll

Joey has always been a Brew enthusiast, since the very beginning of The Brew. This could be partially due to the fact that all the lunches his mom used to pack for him could be considered Brews by themselves!
Joey's answer to this month's question:
"All I have to say is that Alcohol is the main ingredient in just about everything I've made lately."

Joe Wight

Joe used to always help us start and maintain Brews, but then we decided to make a Brew in his PE clothes! After he got over the initial period of gagging and found some new clothes, he cut himself loose from The Brew and took up new hobbies. His last encounter with a "Brew" left him kind of wobbly on his feet!
Joe's answer to this month's question:
"I would add some motor oil, along with a few pieces of fresh roadkill."

Jeremy Huggins

Jeremy used to be known to everyone as Ludwig. Need I say more? Anyway, Jeremy is famous due to one simple thing: He's the only guy in the world whose internet startup page is set as The Official Brew Homepage!
Jeremy's answer to this month's question:
"My new Brew would have to contain some cud."

Steven Robinson

Steven used to be a popular member of The Brew Crew, that is, until he revealed to us that he had never had a Mountain Dew! Now Steven is looked upon with shame and guilt. Has he finally had a Mountain Dew? Probably. But one bruning question remains: Why would you drink one when you've got such a long streak going?!?
Steven's answer to this month's question:
"If I started a new Brew, I'd put some dead insects in it. Or maybe some live ones."