Tickle_Me_Widget:
"Wellp!...Jim's gone, and we all move up in rank! So...Tang Screwdrivers, anyone?"
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"Captain, a mister Buddy Lee hailing us..."
HanoverF
Jamie hesitates in going home, afraid of finding her father and Jack Lemon playing 'dress up' with her clothes again.
HanoverF:
Kirk Cameron has "Apt Pupils" ..."Now, lets try that blue dye!"
Artanas:
Tonight on Doogie Howser MP... "Guys, what's with the soap bars in the towels?"
HanoverF:
"Take a look at the slide of your cells for yourself, I'm afraid you have Jolly Green Gigantism!" "Ho Ho Ho" "This is no laughing matter!"
Not_Angel_Noir:
"What ya playin'?" "Gleaming the Cube for Playstation." "How ya doing?" "Damn!" "What?" "I just got thrown in rehab again!"
HanoverF:
"Wow, there is a Slater Nude Code! I knew it, I knew- err... I have to be excused!"
Enohead:
Not content with a slap, Za Za Gabor runs after Officer Ryan with an ice pick.
Sasuke:
You know it's rough conditions when your sherpas take a look at the mountain and go, "f*ck this, man".
deckthehallswithEBA:
"And if you act now, we'll have John Goodman come to your home and piss on your carpet! Hurry!"
HanoverF:
For his third wife, Frank Gifford finds someone younger and more annoying then Kathy Lee, that girl that does the Welches Grapejuice commercials.
