HanoverF:
"Ever since I lost that OJ case, I've been building a robot army to help me right wrongs! Protect the Innocent! Save the World! ...It's uh... still kinda in planning stages..."
Brandoplasm:
"You're a bum Rocky...get offa that seesaw Rock..."
HandoverPresents:
Hey, Star Wars Fans! Get Ready for a Keoghs-eye-view behind the scenes of Episode 1... oh why even bother!
HanoverF:
"Well missy, we're in a remake of a bad Stephen King movie, thats our reason! now you gonna sniff glue with us or just stand there acting prissy!"
ReynardTimeSquareFox:
"Now quit pickin' on my truck! If ya ask me, the glasses just make it look more intellectual!"
HanoverF:
Better bring a full body stocking for protection, and your VISA card, Cause cheap Singapore brothels don't take American Express!
JediClone:
The rapidly diminishing survivors of Nirvana put out a self parody attacking Nike: "Smell's Like Slave Labor"
Artanas:
Having tried Flutie Flankes, Hank attempts to ingest Butkis Biscuits....
BaronZemo:
Instead of the tooth fairy leaveing a quarter, Bing Crosby would sneak into his kids rooms at night, and beat a few more teeth out of them...
HanoverF:
Suicide Squirel One Million, Only from Your Shittin' Me Comics.
Hippie:
'Ello! I'm Phil Collins! Remember me? "Against All Odds," so on? Now I'm sleepin' in a woodpile! Little message to m'friends the Backstreet Boys! Save yer money
HanoverF:
It was just about that time the Duke Boys discovered they were holding hands... an awkward silence followed.
