BaronZemo:
"To Torgo, Keep on Truckin' I give your knees two and a half stars. Best Wishes, Leonard Maltin"
HandoverPresents:
"Kleenex Shmeenex! They hurt my nose, not like you Spock, so soft, yet gentle..."
HandoverPresents:
We thought it would be funny if we replaced this mans lamp assembly instructions with the Karma Sutra, lets watch!... "No, you have to straddle me Hank!"
JediClaus:
Kris Kringle: CEO... "So then I brought a team of scab workers an' a couple of thumbreakers, and WHAMMO! No more strike. Capische?"
RIZZZ_Kringle:
Maybe they should have edited his little nap out of this segment. Aw, what am I saying -- this is Sightings!
MrKite:
*sings* Serpent Lovin' happened so fast. Serpent Lovin', it wouldn't last. Met a mammal, cute as can be. Met a snake, crazy for me...
HandoverPresents:
After shoveing bamboo under his nails, the VC would challenge him to a game of Foozeball... they were fun that way!
Jazzsoda:
"The Best of Star Trek, available on two refrigerator magnets or one double-length postcard..."
Artanas:
Meanwhile at Euro-Shatnerland... "Number four, he's gone wiggy! He's attacking the children! Pelvic thrusts!"
Meldrick:
"You see, Hawkins first mistake waas to buy into all that 'unified field' crap.....oh......RARRH...GRAARH."
Underwear:
"The Nothing" consumes Godzilla's forehead. Again, that @#*&$^ Bastian was too late...
Hippie:
And Sherman Helmsley does the voice, right? Man, ABC's TGIF lineup is nothing short of hard-up.
