Occupant:
But, if I'm going to pull through, why do I have a headstone back there?
HanoverF:
"Christ Dad! Can't we have on peaceful Thanksgiving meal without you chopping off your head!" "I have to prove a point!" "Being?" "If I had my head I'd know!"
Tumbler:
"Psssst .... I'm 30% fly & rat droppings .... it's okay ... the FDA approves."
Balderdash:
"Woo-hoo! I'm king of the... uh, gee, where the hell am I? Do I smell peanut butter!?!"
E_B_A:
"Sarah never could hold her liquor." "But she was drinking ice water." "She could never hold that either." *THUD!*
HanoverF:
Oh no, It's "Freaky Friday 2", and Bill Clinton has switched bodies with Monica Lewinsky!
NightTrain:
Oh my god! Ted Turner colorized "Radar Men From The Moon"! Has that philistine no respect for even the finest of American cinema?!
BuckFifty:
"Damnit! The secrets of the universe at our fingertips and we don't have a goddamn Viewmaster!"
DeathsFiste:
"You see son, a woman is a lot like a Pez dispenser, you slit their throat, and cigarettes come out!" "Dad!!" "I can't hear you, I'm in flavor country!"
RIPpie:
Somewhere, an ancient schlock horror series is frozen in amber, waiting for Steven Spielberg to clone it...
JediClone:
As sophisticated as he is, Anthony Hopkins prefers to pick up women the "Old, Old, OLD Fashioned Way"... "Ugh Ugh!
keogh:
"They're getting away, Urine-man!" "Not so fast, old chum. Activate the caffeine injector. We'll show him what the PissMobile can do!"
