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Special Edition Christmas alum's that are no good issue!

The 12 Christmas Albums That Are Such A Pain To Me!

12. The chipmunk album All right Alvin...we know your gay. You are teaching the children bad things. Move to San Fransisco!
11. Mariah Carey's Christmas I cant really say much about this except it really sucks!
10. Marilyn Manson's Anti-Christ X-Mas This album will give Satin nightmares
09. Yanni's Christmas Who would actually just listen to Yanni instead of watching him mess with his hair?!?
08. Aqua's Barbie Christmas As if the song isnt played enough
07. Kenny G.'s Christmas Why in the world are you making Christmas albums???Your Jewish!
06. "It's a Chanaukah Christmas" We wish you a merry christmas and a happy Chanaukah?
05. Five Golden Rings Who wants to hear 25 different choirs sing "5 golden rings" in the 12 days of Christmas?
04. Slavation Army's own guys who ring bells in front of Wal Mart As if you didnt wanna kill those guys as it is!
03. Drunken Santa's sing Jingle Bells New York's own drunken Santa's sing 16 different versions of Jingle Bells
02. It's a techno christmas I am not even going off on this one
01. Hanson's snowed in Actually, after Janet Reno joined as the long lost brother they havent been so bad.

I do not recommend these albums, but I know you will buy them anyways just to see if they suck just as bad as I say. That is why Hanson is so popular! Have a Merry Christmas and look out for the new J-News coming out sometime in early 1998!