Fashion and General CoolStuph

Fashion and General Cool Stuph

OCTOPUS APPROVED

Or: What to wear, eat watch, do, say and think - Now with many a phun link

Lets face it: The image of black robed cultists summoning terrible spawn from the nether realms is cliche. Which is EXACTLY why you should ALWAYS wear black robes when performing an invocation. What's the point of performing a dark ritual if any passing pedestrian, policeman, preist or FBI agent can't identify it as such? So a general rule is: know when to wear your robe - ask your local sect leader if you are unsure. When not employed in the summoning of abominations, you can dress however you want, in fact the more "normal" the better. The trick is to lure your neighbours and those around you into a false sense of security, so that when you decide to kidnap them and sacrifice them to the octopus THEY WON'T SEE IT COMMING....

One thing you must wear (in some form, somewhere on your body) is your official Octopus Pin^TM, pictured here:

Also accepted at more informal rites is the "I sold my soul to the dark and omnipotent force that is The Octopus and all I got was unlimited power and this stupid T-shirt" T-shirt.

Thats' really all the fashion tips you need (but take a look at the "tips for cultists" page for some more good advice)

COOL STUFF

The following things have been screened by the High Priest , and are Octopus Aproved

Anime

Anime comes in two types. Those that graphically illustrate what the world will be like when the Octopus rises up to rule the world (eg: Legend of the Overfiend) or those that are so subversivly cute that they warp your mind to evil (eg: Sailor Moon)

Chat to Odd Anime People, and Convert the strange ones

You should go here......

For The Burning Question Award!!! and a lot of other stuff

Burger King

The ultimate in evil cuisine. Greasy burgers, and unlimited drink (containing addictive chemicals) makes B.K the eating establishment for the cultist on the go.

Go to BK!

South Park

You don't need a reason. Watch and obey.

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!

Roleplaying Games

Everyone knows that roleplaying games are tools of evil - ask any christian militant. The best and most evil are Nephilim, Call of Cthulhu, and White Wolfs "World of Darkness" Games.