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He is always asking you if you heard that high pitch ringing and buzzing last night
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There is a door on the side of the house that say "Stage Door - Crew Access only"
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His telephone has XLR out
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His lawnmower "goes to eleven"
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Every time you go to visit him he won't let you in unless you have a "All Access Pass"
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Dog has got a backyard lammie around its neck
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His clothesline is tuned to a perfect 440
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