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Way's to tell if your Neighbour is a Sound Technician
 

 

  Doorbell plays "smoke on the water"

 

  Landscaper pronounces your lawn dead form "High Decibel Trauma"

 

They have the biggest damn stereo you ever saw!

 

Every time they fire up their stereo, your power browns out

 

He is always asking you if you heard that high pitch ringing and buzzing last night

 

There is a door on the side of the house that say "Stage Door - Crew Access only"

 

His telephone has XLR out

 

His lawnmower "goes to eleven"

 

Every time you go to visit him he won't let you in unless you have a "All Access Pass"

 

Dog has got a backyard lammie around its neck

 

His clothesline is tuned to a perfect 440

 


 
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Last Updated: 13-Aug-04 17:16:18 BST
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