"Cead mille failte, Mortals and friends of Blackwolf the Dragonmaster! Shamrock the Western New York Leprechaun here, tae wish ye all a Bennachtai nai Feilie Padraig! That's Happy St. Patrick's Day, in case ye were wonderin'! Here I be, with of several o' me wee friends who wished upon a pot o' gold one afternoon, and hoped that an actual Leprechaun would pay their class a visit! Click as ye see me here, tae discover all me treasure!"