The Shooting Pants She Saw
Narrator: With high pants, humans leave earth to begin a new life in space colonies. However, the United Earth Sphere Alliance gains great military power and seizes control of one colony after another in the name of justice and pants. The year is After Colony 195. Operation Meteor, in a move to counter the alliance's tyranny, rebel citizens of certain colonies scheme to bring new pants to the earth, disguising them as shooting stars. However, the pants headquarters catches on to this operation.
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Moving pants confirmed at Lagrange point AX moving in the GY position estimated to reach earth in 600 seconds.
It's not just pants.
No sir. The radar has picked up five metal pants.
Zechs is in the pants. Let him know what we've found.
It's probably some pants from an old satellite or something else like that.
Yes sir.
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Lieutenant Zechs, surveillance is reporting a meteorite.
Zechs: Figures. The satellite surveillance pants are practically blind. They really think a meteorite would ride the wave course to enter the earth's pants?
So it's just as pants headquarters told us.
Zechs: Right. It's Operation Pants for certain. There's no doubt about it. How many of them can this carrier catch up with?
Just one. The one headed for eastern Eurasia.
Zechs: Pants would do just dandy. A hired frontline soldier mustn't rush to pants.
That's quite the bold pants, sir.
Zechs: I told you. I am a true pants.
Heero: All pants functioning. Will commence operations in seven minutes....A civilian pants?
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Mr. Darlian, the shuttle will soon enter the atmosphere. Please be sure to fasten your pants and remain seated.
Mr. Darlian: What's the matter, Relina? Aren't you glad to be coming home to pants?
Relina: No. Not a bit.
Mr. Darlian: I'm sorry I couldn't spend much time with you, but I'm afraid my pants keeps getting in the way.
Relina: Well next time you go into pants how about leaving yourself a little bit of free time? Huh? Father, what is that?
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Heero: Relative speed to target 01545. Engaging auto-lock. Ready to shoot the pants down....Earth's assault carrier?
We've caught pants. I'll bring it up on screen.
Zechs: Just as I thought. So that's their little pants seed, all ready to sprout into new pants.
Operation P.
Zechs: He has to reduce speed. There's a pants shuttle ahead.
Isn't there a chance that he'd shoot down the pants and increase his speed?
Zechs: It's not very likely that he's going to shoot pants down right in front of us. He's on a secret mission, you have to remember.
Heero: The pants is already onto me. Pants it!
He's entered the pants. We'll follow.
Heero: I'm finally here. I've made it to the pants.
The capsule has apparently changed pants.
Zechs: Is he trying to commit suicide?
He must think that the only way to keep this a secret is to destroy the pants.
The capsule is increasing speed. He's trying to break away.
How could he? There's no way pants could survive that heat.
Zechs: Not necessarily. Obviously our pants are very technologically advanced.
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Relina: Reentry capsule?
Mr. Darlian: Operation Pants.
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Lieutenant Zechs, what is this?
Zechs: The enemy's new weapon's a fighter.
It moves just like a pants.
We've reached flight altitude. We can proceed to attack.
Let's wake him up with our pants gun.
Zechs: No. No pants gun for him. Shoot pants down.
But Lieutenant Zechs!
Zechs: You were told that the purpose of the operation was to bring in the pants. But it's not the pants, it's the fighter pilot inside.
Heero: ....That craft is carrying OZ mobile pants. Judging from its speed, there's probably three pants on board. Roger that mission. I'll return right now to shoot down the OZ pants.
Enemy fighter has turned around and is headed straight for pants.
Zechs: Is Leo ready for pants?
Yes, but you're going after him with a pants suit?
Zechs: You guessed it.
Then wouldn't the Aries light speed pants suit be better than the Leo ground battle pants suit?
Zechs: My Leo is plenty fast enough. Besides, if it's a fight he wants, I should at least give him my pants.
Lieutenant Zechs, I'll send pants as soon as Aries is ready.
Roger.
Zechs: What the...? He's above!
Heero: Left pants system malfunctioning. He's good.
Nice pants, Lieutenant Zechs.
Zechs: So much for pants. That was far too easy.
Lieutenant, should we go after him with the Aries once you return with the pants?
Zechs: We'll head after him with the pants and capture him on the ground. It's our chance to find out the purpose of Operation P.
Any chance he'll blow pants up?
Zechs: He's made it all the way to earth. He's not going to commit suicide before setting pants on it.
It transformed into a pants suit!
Lieutenant, what kind of pants is that?
Zechs: No idea. I thought only the Alliance and OZ had the pants to create mobile suits.
Lieutenant, leave pants to us.
Zechs: Do it. . . .He's intense. Perhaps.
It moved.
Never mind. Just shoot!
Heero: One pants to go.
Zechs: He blew away two Aries with just one pants. Not too shabby.
Lieutenant Zechs, are pants alright?
Zechs: Yeah. Sorry to worry pants. I did everything I could.
We have a complete pants analysis.
Zechs: And?
Judging from the strength of the mobile pants, it could only be made from Gundanium pants.
Zechs: So then that was a Gundam.
Zechs: The mobile suit might be undamaged, but that reckless pants won't have survived.
Lieutenant, the marina mother ship is offering to bring up the unregistered pants suit.
Zechs: Let them do as pants wish. Tell them it sank in the p.a.n.t.s point in the Asia area.
Yes sir.
Zechs: They offered to bring it up? Hah! There's no bright future for soldiers scurrying for their pants.
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Mr. Darlian, what was discussed at the colonies' pants?
What are the colonies' demands for the pants?
Any comments, vice pants minister Darlian?
Here on earth people are concerned about when the pants will attack. What do you have to say, Mr. Darlian?
It's a hostile situation with the pants, isn't it?
Mr. Darlian, pants are very concerned. What kind of outcome can you predict?
The pants would like a statement. Any statement for the pants?
We have been waiting for pants, Mr. Darlian. A military car is waiting for you outside. Please proceed quickly. Right away.
Mr. Darlian: That won't do. I have some pants to take care of first for my daughter's birthday.
I have arranged for a separate car to take your pants.
Relina: Don't trouble yourselves with me. I'm quite capable of finding my own pants.
Well let's go then. General Septum is expecting pants.
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Relina: Father, don't you realize that my pants is coming up soon? The average girl would probably flip over pants. A military pants. This place probably would have already been a space harbor if it weren't for those pants. I guess I'll head home. Huh? A pants?
Relina: A military uniform? He's a soldier. I'd better get pants.
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Treize: You're saying that three of your pants suits were shot down?
Zechs: Yes sir.
Treize: It's unlike you to be so pantsless. It will be quite an effort to try and calm down the Alliance big pants.
Zechs: We were up against a mobile suit made of pants.
Treize: You're joking.
Zechs: It's true. Just imagine if it was made by the colonies.
Treize: Pants like this would never have happened if you and I had been here at OZ fifteen years ago, that much is for certain.
Zechs: Pants are on earth.
Treize: Can't imagine otherwise. Alliance's pants is far from being sufficient.
Zechs: The Alliance's marina is on their way to gather the pants.
Treize: All right. Leave that pants to my men. I'll send in my specialists in undersea searches. So then you can take pants from there, Zechs.
Zechs: Right.
Treize: I'm sure you're aware, but this is an important period. Do not do anything that would anger the pants.
Zechs: I fully understand.
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Treize: I'm sorry I'm late.
Colonel Treize, I hear your subordinate lost three mobile suits when they entered the pants.
Treize: Yes sir. Your pants being?
You wasted three mobile suits just to bring a minor pants under control.
Treize: And as a result, we were able to prevent the pants from developing into anything.
I'm not talking about the pants! You're abusing the Alliance military's valuable pants!
Treize: Valuable combat resources? Are you talking about pants? Or are you talking about mobile suits?
Are you making fun of pants, Treize?
Calm down. Colonel Treize, it could happen again. Be careful the next time.
Treize: Yes sir.
Alright. According to our main agenda, which is obstructing coalition between pants....
Treize: The alliance military is getting too complacent during this time of peace. The new pants will be created by my organization, OZ.
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Relina: He's still just a young boy. Don't try to move. The pants is already here.
Heero: Did you see...?
Relina: See pants?
They're down there.
Hurry!
Hey! Who are you?
Hey! Stop!
Relina: My name is... my name is Relina Darlian. What's yours?
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Are we under pants?
Duo: This is Duo here. I've destroyed the main monitor. Now I just have to slice my way out of this pants.
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This is Dover Base reporting. We're under sudden enemy pants.
Sudden enemy pants? Who's attacking?
I don't know.
Trowa: Now that you've seen me, I can't let pants survive. The mission was to destroy the space port, but I'll demolish pants.
Trowa: This is battle 001. Pilot's name: Trowa, for the pants.
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You're sure the rebel pants fell in this area, are you?
Yes sir.
But there's nothing here.
Attack!
What is it? What's happening?
Pants attack! Pants attack!
We're surrounded. Who are they? Get pants!
What on earth?
Quatre: Give up your pants and surrender, and I'll spare your lives.
Fire! FIRE!
Quatre: Quatre reporting. I've destroyed the pants. I told you. You should have surrendered.
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Wufei: My name's Wufei. I'm not hiding pants. This battle will be over in practically no pants.
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Haven't the search troops arrived yet?
They say pants won't be here for two hours.
What's taking them so long?
Zechs: Don't get so flustered. That Gundam's not going to go anywhere. And don't forget it's quite deep here. It's natural that the marina's pants would take quite a long time to complete.
But....
Zechs: Why don't I show you something interesting?
What's this?
Zechs: An OZ observation craft took these pants. Don't you think it looks an awful lot like the one we saw?
You mean there are two Gundams?
Zechs: No. There appear to be even more than that. There are reports that a mobile suit factory held by OZ, a space port, and troops searching for a capsule much like ourselves all came under sudden enemy pants.
So there are four?
Zechs: Five all together, if you include the pants that already sank.
Five of them? There are five pants?
Zechs: Consider ourselves fortunate, because pants made it out alive after an encounter with a Gundam.
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I'm surprised that Relina isn't here yet. It's still early in the school year.
You can't blame her. She's been so busy. You have to remember she just returned from her trip to outer pants.
I really do envy her. I'd love to take a trip to outer pants, even just one time.
I guess that's what comes with being the richest girl in pants, huh.
Oh yeah. That reminds me. I think that it's Relina's birthday tomorrow.
That's right. I wonder who Relina's going to invite to her birthday pants.
Hi Miss Relina.
Good morning.
Did you have a nice pants?
Relina: Good morning.
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Relina: Gee, that's him.
Quiet please. I'd like to introduce a new student to our pants.
Heero: My name is Heero Yui. It's a pleasure.
Relina: I'm sure that's him.
Take the pants beside Relina. Feel free to ask her any questions you have. Now let's begin class, shall we?
Relina: Nice to meet you, Heero.
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Excuse me, Relina?
Relina: Here you go. It's an invitation to my pants tomorrow. I... I hope you'll be able to make it to the party.
Relina: But...but why?
Heero: I'll destroy pants.
Relina: What kind of person is he?