1. French people who come to our country and expect us to speak French. Fuck Off !! frog princess .

2. French people in general (stuck up frogs)

3. Ravers in general (fucking knackers)

4. People who think that all people that are good at computers are computer nerds (fuck off get a life or I will kick your ass, just cause your to stupid to use a computer doesn't mean u look down on people smarter than you)

5. Drunk people who tell u they love you (thanks for that one sniper)

6. People who tell you they love you (fuck off u don't even know me)

7. Teachers who know your smarter than them and get their revenge by making your life a living hell (you know who you are you scabby anorexic disease ridden wanker)

8. Drug taking wankers who think there god just cause they talk to purple mushrooms

9. People who think Beavis and Butthead are stupid (there the spokesmen for our generation asshole, them and Trent Reznor)

10. People who say the prodigy shouldn't play metal concerts etc.

11. Ravers that say metal sucks, I used be a raver so I have an informed opinion you don't so fuck off

12. Wankers who think there John Lennon just cause there in a band (you know who you are)

13. People who are afraid of you cause your different FUCK YOU !! I will dress how I like when I like and nothing you say will change that, in fact I get enjoyment out of watching the moronic grin on your face when I walk into class with freshly bleached hair, You might think I look stupid but guess where your sister was last night.

14. People who play the drums to loud, I would like to keep my ear drums intact asshole ..

15. TINET

16. Ireland on line

17. Indigo

18. Jocks who play rugby (you go play with your odd shaped balls)

19. Oasis

20. Blur

21. Oasis and Blur fans .

22. Snuzzles when she's drunk .

23. People who tell you there problems when you don't wanna hear about it, I don't give a fuck if you still love him this is your 40th time telling me fuck off and tell someone who cares .

24. Asshole friends who fuck around with your female friends feeling .

25. People who think your still in love with them and expect you to hit the roof when they tell you their going out with someone else that you knew they liked anyway, even though they lied and said they didn't (I'm not blind you know you idiot)

26. People who think that Drink and Fags are all there is to life

27. People who think that getting stoned/drunk for a week straight is a great life.

28. People who ring at 10:20 and get you out of bed (I've solved that problem by putting a phone by my bed)

29. People that have a problem with Transvestites/Gays/Lesbians, Hey its there life and they can live it however they like and who are you to judge them.

30. People who begrudge other peoples success because you don't like them or their family

31. Two faced people (guess who).

32. People who start slagging matches with you and then tell you back off when you crucify them .

33. People who have been crucified by you in the past and think they're smarted than you because they've spent a week slagging some poor defenceless kid .

34. Good musicians with bad attitudes.

35. People that tell you to cut your hair if I wanted to cut my hair I would I don't need your permission.

36. Homophobic (fucking red neck jocks)

37. People who try to make a show of hitting you to show off to their girlfriend and don't notice that foot high wall just behind them (remember that Kelly you wanker)

38. People who don't keep promises they make.

39. People who bad mouth hackers and sensationalise stories about Hacker arrests

40. Cops who hassle you just to make sure you don't do anything (hey pig! chances are its you pissing me off that will lead me to committing a crime)

41. Authority

42. Shitheads who bullshit about what they've done on computers/with girls etc

43. People who think that when you get them arrested its not funny (get a sense of humour asshole)

44. People who get pissed off when you give there son alcohol, he asked for it and I don't give a fuck if he's on the pledge.

45. The fat little shit that told his mother you gave him drink (its you chubby)

46. People who are against drinking and smoking even though the do both (fucking hypocrites)

47. People who suck up to teachers

48. The wankers that jam up the chat rooms I'm trying to log onto every night (I wanna talk to Sniper and Hyperreal so stop jamming up our chat room)

49. People that don't keep arrangements they've made.

50. Chicks that think they're god (Fuck off you barbie doll)

51. People that make uninformed comments like " your gay "

52. People that think sexism and racism aren't funny (of course they are)

53. People that think just cause you like alternative music your a Satan worshipper (oh please, grow up)

54. People who try to copy you but just don't have the skill and end up fucking it up majorly (the best friends thing takes skill )

55. People who get offended at my criticism.

56. People who think this list is mean and not funny.

57. People who call Jonathan Rhys Myers gay (he's not so fuck off)

58. People who call David Bowie gay ( he is, but who gives a fuck, He's also got a wife any male would kill for )

59. People who are in bad mood in the morning.

60. People who think its strange when I'm in a bad mood.

61. Shiny happy fucking people (Fuck off stipe)

62. (When I'm in a bad mood) people in a good mood.

63. (When I'm in a good mood) people in a bad mood .

64. Manic depression and when I'm in a self destruct mood.

65. Married with children (the song and the tv program)

66. Everybody knows by the divine comedy.

67. Shit cover versions e.g Warren G "I shot the sheriff" N trance - Stayin alive, The Wyclef Jean version kicks ass though

68. People with tunnel vision.

69. 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69, Huh Huh cool.

70. People that don't listen to me.

71. The stupid bitch that rang and woke me up at 8:45 this morning to say goodbye to my french student (do you ever sleep, thats the middle of the fucking night, I REALLY need my beauty sleep)

72. The Mollies Dj who gets pissed off cause I know the answers to all his stupid fucking Music trivia questions and me and my friends win most of the prizes(you are a fat wanker ain't you)

73. Cpt. Stubbing sez that wanker of a friend of mine is a big girls blouse and he blows camels.

74. Screen eater/Vampiro Cpt. Stubbing sez stop telling my friends that you are still in love with him just cause you know it will get get back to him .

75. The Boss " He don't follow union rules " thats a tea break ever 5 minutes .

76. bitch's from a certain tribe who think your a absolute retard and sexual non-entity because you share the same surname as other sexual entities ( I fucked both of you ) sez Duckie

77. People who take gigantic offence to a simple question "did you get layed" or "did you get in there" will ye chill out

78. Cpt. Stubbing sez the bank manager who won't give him three grand.

79. People who get royally pissed off when you go out with someone they like even though you asked their permission and they said they didn't mind

80. Cpt. Stubbing sez "people that you like cause their always the ones who dump you"(Then again Stubbing never dumps anyone he just acts the bollox t'il they dump him)

81. People who have a problem with you and take it out on your girlfriend

82. People who always use capitals everywhere (sorry miss kitty)

83. Mean people suck.

84. People who are going out with people i like .

85. People who won't mind their own buisness.

86. People who touch me (without permission) N.B. Kali has permission all the time.

87. People who look down on you. (cause usually their looking the wrong way)

88. The head of a certain organisation who's a dick cause he won't let me use strobe lights and a smoke machine for a show I'm doing .

89. People who treat their girlfriends like shit, personally i'd kick the fuck out of the person in question if they spoke to me like they speak to their girlfriend.

90. People who diss my girlfriend before they get to know her.

91. 6 night shifts straight at work.

92. People who don't like body piercing.

93. Missing friends ( not the friends but the fact their missing )

94. People that are apart but belong together (Paul and Kali, Y'all belong together its time ye figured that out )

95. The fact that most girls want to see my nipple ring but won't return the favour ( except for one girl, who's loopers ).




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