Silly Stuff
Y2K Bug
If you have any family that is still
living in caves, shacks or mud homes,
tell them to come home it is time
to quit playing Amish.
Gas Prices
If they keep getting higher we will
all be playing Amish.
New Medicine Advertisements
Is'nt it funny that to get rid of
one ailment, you have to gain
thirty side effects?
Pickles
Why oh why are they required on
fast food hamburgers,
they are disgusting.
Cloneing
If they start cloneing people we will have
twice as many info-mercials, debt collectors,
bad drivers, presidential scandals,
and six hour waits in the emergency room
will be twelve hours. And if you die
who are you going to leave your things to,
your family or your clone? And dont clone me
or you will have another silly page like this one.
Computer Upgrading
I cant keep up..I cant keep up...
I just cant keep up.
Mall Rats
I have yet to see a sign in the mall
isleways that says...Please gather here
in large groups and talk. So please dont.
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A Bit More Serious
Books
Not only am I into collecting swords, but I am also into reading books. J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings is by far my favorite set of books. Tolkien is an excellent author, and I am excited to see the new movie thats is in the making. I can only hope that they stick as close to the book as possible. Other authors I also recommend is Margret Weiss and Tracy Hickman, most famous for the two Dragonlance trilogy's, But I also like the Death Gate Cycle books too. Their are seven books to that series but well worth all the reading. R.A. Salvatore is another author I recommend. He has written the Icewind Dale trilogy, which are very good books. These books have good characters and he has also written books on them too, which I hope too read soon.
And if you have'nt noticed by now, I like trilogys. A single book is almost never enough to tell a good story.
Art
As I have said on my greetings page I am an artist. I have been drawing all my life, but only got good at it with in the last ten years. I use pens and pencil for my art, (sometimes colored pencil), unfortunatly paint is much too expensive to do that for a hobby. I am in the process of getting my drawings copyrighted, once I do I will add them onto my site to share them with all of you, but not untill then and i'm sure ya know why. Their are many artist I am fond of, here are a few. Boris Vallejo, Julie Bell, Avisse, Brom, Frank Frazetta, Alan Lee, Don Maitz, and John Howe. Also I would like to thank Ouro Sudjimak for the use of the male angel in my logos. Their is also another unknown artist which has inspired me the most in my art, his name is Tod Trask. Tod has been my best friend for a very long time now and he is an excellent artist, and even though I hate to say it he is better than me, How I wish I had his eye for 3-D. If he plays his cards right he wont be "Unknown" for much longer. My wife is also a very good artist and she helps me see my mistakes when I am drawing, which has become very useful, and it is good that we can inspire each other when we draw.
Swords
As you have noticed thus far I am very much so into swords. I think it took alot of courage for men or women to battle with swords in the olden days, and I also believe that it takes much more courage to fight with a sword than with a gun. Just imagine if guns had not been invented and we still used swords nowadays. Do you think their would be any drive by swordings, or how many innocent bystanders would be killed in the crossfire of a swordfight. And I dont think the world would be living under the threat of a nuclear sword.
Think about it, how much courage does it take to shoot someone from at least a mile away, not much in comparison. Would you be more willing to shoot someone from a far distance, or look that person directly in the eyes and be equals in a sword fight. Learning to fight with a sword takes years to learn and be good at it, it only takes seconds to learn to pull a trigger, so the choice to be a killer becomes much easier.
Also I would like to mention that just because i see things this way I do not take anything away from the men who fought in WW1 and WW2. Saving the world from madmen is a dire job, no matter what weapons you use.
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