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Some Basic Information.
(About Manil Fernando) | ||||||||||
In addition to my given names I go by the pseudonyms and noms de plume of “lenin MardanoF”, and “SiD”. I am now years of age, and still a shade darker than burnt sienna. I possess the amazing ability to fly through the air at speeds of up to 300 mph (mostly downwards). My interests include eating, sleeping, and occasionally drinking, however I receive most of my fluids from metabolic processes. My diet consists almost entirely of Garbanzo beans, what you people call “chick peas”. I spend most of my time being exposed to low level ß radiation and pressing buttons in exchange for considerable remuneration. And I don't like paté. I was Catholic until the age of Reason, experimented with Christianity, and dabbled in Atheism, before devising my own religion. It is loosely based on Judaeo-Christian values, is wholly centered around the advancement of me and has only two commandments:
Going into university I was a Physics major... then I took a college physics course and promptly switched to Psychology. After discovering there was no “Psychology Company” at which I was guaranteed a job upon graduation I switched to Chemistry, then Biology... and then Biochemistry. I graduated with a degree in Neurobiology & Behavior; which of course means that now I'm... a web developer/designer. I played rugby for Cornell. Being the second smallest guy on the entire squad I did a lot of running away. My mother is a professional tennis instructor, so ironically I suck at tennis. Waterskiing if fun... and convenient for those lacking the courage to get a real enema.
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