All: Greetings,

I am Wrathe Daemonfoe, Warleader of the former Silver League Army, known as Wrathe's Avengers.

Today this stalwart group of warriors voted to become the core of the new Homeworlds Resistance and Reclaimation Force. We will remain Wrathe's Avengers, for now we truely have something to avenge.

The forces of the Imperial Administration have invaded our homes. The Administratum, our longtime friends, have suddenly and viciously turned on us. We have been through this before.

We have survived.

We can expect little help, though any who wish to assist will be welcome.

We will survive.

The forces confronting us are vast. They number beyond count.

We will triumph.

Let the call go forth: ALL SQUAT FORCES. JOIN THE RESISTANCE. OUST THE IMPERIAL MENACE.

But remember: Stay true to who you are. You are the people they disparagingly call Squats. Let their insult become their greatest fear. Let the name Squat be feared even more than the names of the "Gods" of Chaos!!!

Thank you.

Wrathe Daemonfoe

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Wrathe Daemonfoe: Greetings! We must stand united against the evil genocide of the GW Imperium, led by those xeno-bigot Commissar Lords Johnson and Pirinen. They would enslave our Holds and steal our precious resources! They would destroy our people and write in their chronicles that we never were! The evil GW Imperium has published a Declaration that their are no Squats or Squat Holdworlds. Their evil propaganda is designed to convince the sentient races that we never existed! We must stand firm! They have even published a scurulous propaganda that we are somehow Orks (#$!%#%~^%$@!!!!!). The perfidity of the GW Imperium will NOT go unpunished! Battle Brothers, sharpen your Axes, and clean your guns, as we go to War against the Evil Foe! Down with the Genocidal GW Imperium!

-Warlord Ragnar Lothbrok of the Trondheim

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Warlord Lothbrok: Mayhaps we should break open the stores of weapons WE deemed too .... hazardous to allow the Imperium to study.

Wrathe

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Yeah! We're with you short guys! Bring our lame wet/hairy/4-legged asses back!

The Slaan, Jokaero, and Zoat Confederation of the Galaxy

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We shall assssssist you Ssssquat Warriorsssss!!! The Emperors foolsss have refussssed to admit the exisssstance of our broodssss too....in the end the hivemind shall have all...but the different flavorssss of bio-material are nice....hisssssssss.........in the meantime we acolites worship the hive. Praissse the Patriarch!!!! ..hisssss.....

Followers of the 6-limbed gods

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All Squat forces!!! I heed your call to battle, and will flock to your banner, becoz squats r cool!!! I will help becoz I have a Dwarf army in WFB, so why not in 40K? I would much rather have an army of stumpy drunk maniacs than some pussy 'pirates'. I have to ask - why would pirates attack an ARMY?????? If DE are in it for material possesions wot do they get from attacking armies??? Slaanesh worshipping, pre-fall eldar would of been better...and why should GW bring in new armies when they can't be bothered updating the old???

"We shall stand united....."

SlaYeR

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Mordian Guard, Blue Company, Red Platoon - Johnsons Wolves, we must stand up and fight, but not the short ones, We fight for the short ones. Arrroooogggghhhh!

Vor cha Nagash adda gosh

Lord of Undeath

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Not all of the Imperium of Mankind follows the genocidal policies of the Administratum. You may consider the scattered forces of Valhallan IV to support your cause and lend you any aid we are able. Sice our repeated contacts with chaotic forces led by the great changer of the ways we have been deemed unfit to remain part of the Imperial command. Aided by the unnamed Inquisitor that first alerted us to this menace we have been able to escape the Exterminatus that we now know avaited us. The Emperor of Mankind may still be our righteous leader but we feel that the Administratum led by Lord Johnson have corrupted His true Legacy. Let it then be known that we are not, and will never be, enemies of the squat homeworlds.

Captain "Lucky Bastard" Beritj of the Valhallan IV

Beth 666

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Squat warlords: The Chaos legions of Deadlar are behind you in your quest for identity. Of cousre we do have our own reasons for wanting this, another force weaking the Imperium of man will make things so much easier for us.........

Deadlar

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Above the planet Earth, a large, menacing Black Hulk (NOT the web site!!) hovered over the small Island of 'England'. And on this Island, the commanders of the GW Imperium were huddled round a small holodisplay, plotting thier next diabolical move. Commissar Pirinen was eating some cheese.

"I... I have an idea. So nefarious in its conception, so delightfully evil, it could bring us millions!" spoke High Lord Jervis. All other ears in the room listened to what he said next. Jervis paused for effect, and noticed the pleasingly diabolical shadows cast up his face from the holodisplay.

"This idea could bring us untold wealth. A while ago, I was experimenting with some DNA I'd found on my travels in the Segmentum Obscurus. I began to toy, very evily of course, with this DNA. And do you know what I created?" Light glimmered in his eye. "A middle-class pre-adolescant male! Bwaahahaha!"

The others in the room joined in too, all laughing maniacally. "Yes, brothers! He may be annoying, have no concept of how to paint, and take forever to roll a sing D6, but his parents will buy him immense quantities of our goods! Bwahahahaha!" The others calmed down, and Pirinen, in between a mouthful of Red Leicster, said "Yes, Lord Jervis! Your most nefariously diabolical scheme yet!", and they all laughed some more.

Meanwhile, on the Black Hulk, the Chaos Lord known only as Despoiler was in dismay. He did not want hordes of 12 year olds screaming around on the battlefield! He said to the others; "They can commit mass genocide on the Squats. They can double the price of their goods. They can even make our stats so pathetic that cockroaches become fearsome contenders. But they should've never, never, ever commit almighty blasphemy by recruiting mindless hordes of young folk, whilst then discriminating against those of an older mind!" And as the Despoiler spoke, other Battle Barges pulled into orbit, for example the twisted arc of the Dan Wichlover, the fine barge of Warlord Ragnar, and many others.

Jervis and Pirinen laughed. Pieces of cheese flew out of Pirinens mouth. "They... they think they can destroy us! Ahh hahahaha!" Jervis snapped his fingers. A loud mechanical whirr accompanied vast armies of soldiers (and 12 year olds with shopping carts and parents, armed to the teeth with cheaquebooks, Credit cards, debit cards, cash, etc.) appeared all around the palace of GW. Indeed, it would be a tough battle.

Despoiler

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Ya forgettin da ULK ov da boss kalled "Siffsporn" an its got lots ov ded shooty bits an all dese big gunz an millyunz ov boyz ta kill da umy kiddiez!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

cya all, all that I am and all I'll ever be 's a brain in a body.......

Siff

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The dreadnaught Deadlar led his black legionaires towards the HQ of GW. As the manic slavering chaos warriors crested the hill and saw the prepubescant hordes awaiting them they paused and for the first time in many mellium Deadlar knew fear.

Deadlar

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Despoiler looked from his balcony in the loading deck. All in front of him, he saw thousands upon thousands of his troops climb into their drop pods. An entire company of Black Legionnaires... but a fraction of the legion, even. But a company was a company, and a Black Legion company was double size of an entire Space Marine chapter! Soon Pirinen and Jervis would feel the wrath of the exiled Black Legion. News had come through the High Sorcerer that a company Word Bearers he had commanded long ago during the Heresy would once again march under his banner. The forces of Chaos undivided came to Despoiler as Cheese came to Pirinen.

Despoiler

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SlaYeR's Iron Warriors and newly recruited Iron Guard (from Morida!!) will march under Abbadon's banner, even tho he is kinda cheesey ;) We march for freedom, for the reinstating of the squats, the driving off of the small boys, for chaos, and that luuuverrllyyy green plant, u know, u roll it and u smoke it and u .... ummmm ... oooopssss ..... I mean for flowers yes...flowers.....errr, did i mention for squats??!!

SLaYeR

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i am however aware that GW HAS been responsible for this false propaganda,a ideia to make dark elves just another chaos army!And this is why i Dan Witchlover will march with all of you into war for the rights of squats,the return of Slann,the destruction of the GW hulk,and the return of the real white dwarf!Not that impostor!heŽs really the white dwarfsŽevil comunist brother,red dwarf!

Dan Witchlover

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Wrathe/ragnar/the confederation/followers of 6 limbed gods/lord of undeath/Beth666/sithspawn/deadlar/despoiler/slayer:iŽll let my withch elves do the fighting though!IŽll encourage you with folk songs:

"this squat is your squat

this squat is my squat"

-woody Squatie

Dan Witchlover