The Curry House of Pain
	Mundane Dimensions: Names: Rich Animal Totem: Lobster Fitness Level: (Laughable) Basic Stats: Medium Height Stout Bald (in a majestic Jean-Luc Picard kinda way) Turns Bright Red when Angered English Other Hobbies: Beer Finding Amusing Methods of Killing Things Falling asleep on Public Transport Breeding Chillis Five Pet Hates: Friends (TV Series) Short Measures, Badly Kept Beer, Bad Bar Staff & Lager (unless pushed) Any Religious People All Bran, Coconut & Mild Curries PJ Funky Dimensions: Beer Rating: ( Awesome ) SuperPowers: Immunity to the fruit of the chilli tree Flukey, Jammy Die Rolling ability (only kicks in when angered) Curses: Uncontrollable Flatulence Five Fave Movies: Full Metal Jacket Aliens Dusk Til Dawn Unforgiven Pulp Fiction Five Fave Bands: New Order Beautiful South Shane McGowan (Pogues or Popes) Bahaus The Beatles Five Fave Authors: Awaiting Data R I C H Sonant Dimensions: Most Likely To Say: I go berserk! Eat hot photons alien slime! I hit for *whisper* *scribble* *calculate* 42 points of damage..!! Ooh thats gotta smart Least Likely To Say: Maybe we should let the orcs go I've run out of ammo for my automatic grenade launcher I think I'll try a Korma But there are hostages inside! RPG Dimensions: Typical Character Traits: Dwarfs Chaotic (Evil) Emotionally Disturbed Big extreme weapons ( a Small Selection ) Player Highlights: Walking into a room full of giants and asking for a fight (Steading of the Hill Giant Chief) Getting trapped in a room full of oil barrels just as a burning oil slick reached the door. Jumping and then pissing inside a Pentagram in the hope of becoming possessed DMing Highlights: Awaiting Data
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