Rich's Selection of Sharp and Pointy Killing Weapons ==================================================== Rich recommends "The Hacker" for years of trouble free maiming. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (01) "Dragons Foe" +5 XP=15,000 GP=60,000 On a hit, this axe will instantly kill any normal dragon no matter what color. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (02) "Soul Spliter," Battle Axe +5 XP=20,000 GP=80,000 On a critical hit, this axe will remove 1/2 the levels or hit dice from any creature. There is no save vs. this effect, but lost levels can be replaced via wish, limited wish or restoration spells. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (03) Axe of the "Dwarven King," Battle Axe +5 XP=12,000 GP=48,000 This axe can only be wielded by a lawful good dwarf. It does double damage vs. giant class creatures, and triple damage to giants of chaotic evil alignment. This axe also raises charisma to 19 when dealing with other dwarfs. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (04) "Orcs Bane," Battle Axe +5 XP=8,000 GP=32,000 This axe will instantly kill orcs when it hits. Orcs are 70% likely to flee in terror and 05% to faint when they see it. There is no saving throw vs. these affects. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (05) "Ogres Plague," Battle Axe +5 XP=9,000 GP=36,000 This axe instantly slays all ogres and ogre magi's upon hitting them. It can detect their location within a 10 mile radius. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (06) "The Hacker," Battle Axe +5 XP=25,000 GP=50,000 Once started, this weapon will not stop until all creatures within a 1 mile radius of the wielder is dead. This weapon is cursed by the gods, and not even a wish can stop the wielder once the carnage has begun. The wielder will continue to fight with it even after his or her death. Only complete disintegration of the wielder will end his or her onslaught. This axe lowers the users AC to -10, and raises his or her level to 25th. This axe raises the users hit points to 160. User will regenerate damage at 10 points per round and will attack as if under a haste spell. Swinging this weapon in combat activates this weapon. This axe cannot be identified by any means. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (07) "Goblin Cleaver," Hand Axe +5 XP=6,000 GP=24,000 On a "hit," this axe instantly kills goblins and takes their souls. It confers one temporary level and 8 temporary hit points to the user, for every 3 goblins slain. These affects will last for 2 turns, per 3 kills. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (08) "Elf Chopper," Battle Axe +5 XP=25,000 GP=150,000 This axe can be thrown 120 feet and returns magically. It does double damage to any elf it hits. When thrown, it does triple damage and stuns all elves within a 20 foot radius of impact. (This axe can be limited to drow elves, at the DM discretion.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (09) "Axe of Lord Waster," Great Axe +5 XP=50,000 GP=1,000,000 This one of a kind great axe has many powers. Its wielder must be chaotic neutral in alignment. This axe will "heal" the user twice per day for all but 1D4 damage. This axe does double damage to all lawful creatures and will bestow 25% magic resistance to the user. This axe can be wielded with one hand by any fighter with a strength of 24 and is 15th level or above. In addition, this axe has the combined powers of an "Axe of Double Trouble," "Axe of Detection," (All), and "Axe of Throwing." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (10) Piece Taker," Battle Axe +5 XP=30,000 GP=150,000 On any hit, this axe will sever a limb or extremity. See table below to randomly determine body part. Roll 1D20. Result ========= ====== 1 Head 2 - 5 Left Arm 6 - 9 Right Arm 10 - 13 Left Leg 14 - 17 Right Leg 18 - 19 Buttocks 20 Genitals