 Mundane Dimensions: |
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Names: |
PJ  |
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| Animal Totem: |
Mouflon |
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| Fitness Level: |
(Laughable)
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| Basic Stats: |
- Medium Height
- Stout to Thinish
- Grey Thinning Short Hair
- Nobbly Nose (like Bill Clintons)
- Welsh Cypriot
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| Other Hobbies: |
- Collecting Guinness memorabilia
- Going on holiday
- Working for a living
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| Five Pet Hates: |
- Computer Games
- Board Games
- Bald people driving People Carriers
- Not having free access to all parts of Cyprus
- British people BBQing Chicken
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Beer Rating: |
(Average) |
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| SuperPowers: |
- Flukey, Jammy Die Rolling ability
- Superb control of Sphincter Muscles
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| Curses: |
- Inability to say NO
- Lack of Dress Sense
- Fear of Savoury Biscuits
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| Five Fave Movies: |
- Aliens
- 12 Monkeys
- True Romance
- Pulp Fiction
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
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Five Fave
Bands: |
- Crowded House
- Alisha's Attic
- Garbage
- Catatonia
- Alanis Morissette
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Most Likely
To Say: |
- Fuck my buttocks!
- It wasn't my fault...
- Can you prove it was me?
- I have a cunning plan...
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Least Likely
To Say: |
- Another smooth landing...
- Thinking back, maybe my fixation with Kim Wilde was just a pubescent wank fantasy
- This Guinness tastes a little "tinny"
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Typical Character Traits: |
- Trying out other peoples things
- Chaotic Good
- Attempting Death Defying Acts of Deering-Do
- Mind Wrenchingly Stupid Plans
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| Player Highlights: |
- The Book of G'Dirkwood
- To the Keep!
- Destroying a 2.4 Billion Elmonit Experimental Spaceship
- Drinking a Fire Giant under the table
- His Awesome Recipe for "Sheep Suprise"
- Aging the Windows
- The "Monkey in the Microwave" Incident
- Summoning hostile creatures to "help" the party
- Getting talked onto the bad guys airplane..alone
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