wellcum to episode 3 of Floating Head God Theater. Welcome to death and pain and horror and suffering and hell! Welcome to the genocide holocaust of savage brutality. THERE IS NO GOD! Not in a universe where atrocities such as this take place. oh the humanity! I'm totally going to be sick  Welcome to WAR. Here we see the vast swarms of the saucerman armadda bearing down on Zulodan like a boiling dark thundercloud. They strike at mercylessly with their many laser wands as hot as a thousand suns!
Look at his face, so stoic. Doesn't that dense mass of lasery death hurt like thousand burninh wasps?  and yet he does not even flinch! truly Zulodan is a man' man and afloating head god of floating head gods's floating head god of floating head gods.
this artform of Psychic Death Blast is know as Shushmushshnumsh of the "silent wave of night". It is  a single psychic death blast that is spread over a large area so thin as to be invisible. The the flexxes his powers mightily snapping the energy field back sharply and making it seem as if those caught withinit have simply exploded of their own volition much like buddhist monks are wont to do.
Oh My none existant God!! The entire saucer fleet armada has exploded!! And with just a facial twitch he has laid waste to the fighting force that has so similarly laid waste to so many others. Their millenia long winning streak is burning up in hail of charred corpses and broken skulls. Their screams will echo through eternity.
These psychic death blasts are both of tneticular origin. They are respectively the Descending Mother and the Reverse Hunter's Squid.  The Decending Mother is a Level Three Blast Formation and a staple of the fearsome Octopus Style of which Zulodan is a master.  the Hunter' s Squid was invented by the ancient psychic death blast master Ko'kourackioach and is said to have been inspired by the long hunting tentacles of the giant squid and their giant mechasquid submersibles
The Undead King of all saucermen and his speacial forces squadron of elite psychic-mutant-ninja-stealth-commando-deathnaut-supersoldier-cyborg-vampire-werewolf-zombie-supersaijan-quantum-hyper-nanotech-shadow-war-digi-assassin-demonlord-radioactive-transforming-doppleganger-monkey-replicant-android-hellspawn-kamikaze-nuclear-graviton-gyro-killer-poison-sith-magic-fairy-elemental-hippie-crackfiend-nega-metahuman-krypton-lava-troll-cannibal-dragon-chi- force-evil-warrioir-berserker-combat-saucermen-rangers  They ride in to battle on their hoverchariottanks wielding their megalaserlightsabersunswords.  But Zuolodan is ready for them!!
AAAHHHH!  ITS SO HORRIBLE!!!!!! LOOK AWAY!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!!
I can't take it! Oh god! Soo horrorifying! Look at the blood!! Jesus christ it's still twitching!! Noooo! get it away!
Note the moon and earth weare now very close tothe moon and earth low orbit trajectory howsabougi..,
nOw the mighty saucerman mothership attacks against zulodan with it's broad beam spacefire lifecleanser laserrayforcegunweapon!!  Look as he sizzles and pales beneath its world shattering power
this form of psychic death blast is know as the Wideload Asswedger Cock and is a derivitive of the ancient malasian Rushing Log River which was used so effectively by the winged mongol hordes.
Gaaaahhhhhhh! The staggering loss of life! The whole sale genocide of an enitre species! the carnage! the inhuman carnage!  Seas of blood and mountains of bodues! the underworld chokes on the torrent of screaming agonized souls sent hurtling to their eternal punisment in astral bowels of Zulodan floating head god of floating head gods
Witness the power and finese of the MultiPhaseOmega Psychic Death Beam. It is of the highest level of forms and being proficient in it is a sure sign of a ture master. This particular multiphaseomega form is the Focused Quick Strike Sneaker
Zulodan wastes no time with Zorgnag the floating head god and smites him veer mightily in the face before even they have rolled initiative. His rage is mightily furiusior and frenzied is unstoppable power
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I am sick, I am vomiting! Look at the blood the unholy rivers of bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
this is from the multiphasegamma Planet Buster Class if artistries and is know as the Straightedge Noodle Whip
But what is this! He is destroying the moon! We will all be killed by earthquakes and giant tsunamis and muderous asteroids! Why is Zulodan doing this? Does he know something about the moon that we do not? Or is he just mad with a crazed bloodlust?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! this marvelus form is know as the Girly Voice Frieza which is inferior to but much more energy efficient than the mighty Frieza Who Says Fuck And Cunt
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Watch for the exciting episode 4 soon!
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