Ahh you thought that was the end but you were wrong. They sauceer-mne were aided in their wuest b ya sinister and perverted race of abberations, hideous Hybrids of saucerman and earthman flesh, born via mechanical rape deep within the bowels of the tunnels of the hollow earth!!

Though created to serve the mothership the Hybrids had a indominatable will and a thirst for evil that knew no end.  They were enamoured of the dark secrets of our ill swept cosmos and wished to arrange an end to our world. To this cause they began to engineer a swiftening of the apokalypse. They layed seige to the mightiest force on eart, the corporate Mega-Vatican, killing and raping the pope and taking his place, issuing false edicts designed to swap the world in sin and depravity.

Once all the souls of the world were frimly entrenched in the footsteps of firey hell the Hybrids began phase two of the apokalypse, the AntiKrist!! With the head of hitler, the ressurected cyborg torso of mighty joe young, the lower body of a radioactive giant killer squid and and the hat of alternate earth's nazi emperor lincoln he is brought to undying life by the forces of the cosmic rays! He crushes the armies of the world and devours the city of jerusalem in a holocaust of blood and murder! As he kills his body begins to glow with and eldritch power and the stars are made to seem to falter in their places! The requirments have been met, the apocalypse has begun!!

And indeed at just that moment the earth is mightily destroyed in the great wrath of the floating head god of floating head gods!! All will perish and their souls will burn and dissolve in eternal pain for all eternity! Many have asked if this was the true apokalypse, did hybrids cause the war with their evil arts, and why, why god why??

But still our story is not over! For though the earth and moon may be gone, other worlds still wait like drugged up virgins for the hybrids to roughly shove them in fornt of the camera and strip them bare, slap their ass, kill and rape their martian astronauts.