You wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night almost everynight.  Do you know why?  It's because you have not reserved your Domesticated Dryer Lint. Our unique brand of Lint is processed in our Indiana plant in Muncie, Indiana.  Once the Lint is harvested it is sealed into a non-biodegradable container which is etched with the official number.  Only 500 will be made this year, and before long it will be the new millenia.  And if it isn't the end of the world, then it will be the banning of lint soliciting in the worldwide. So order your collectors edition Domesticated Dryer Lint now!

"What's that?", you say.

Lint is the fabric of the space-time continuum: You find it everywhere. We have found a way to harvest and refine this by-product into something useful. Our's is the only Lint gauranteed to be made entirely in the United States of America.  Order yours today before it becomes illegal, because if you don't, you'll have to scour the streets for a black market version of the lint you've grown to love.  And you'll pay far more than $2.00 for it.

Because...
Lint is Forever

Coming Soon:

Recycling

No one ever really visits us.