We here at TMDOTPBM Enterprises have made a new breakthrough.  Since we received no orders for our major commodity, Domesticated Dryer Lint, we've decided to devote our website to bigger & better things (you can still receive Domesticated Dryer Lint).  It seems that not one soul ventured onto our page and so we've regrouped and made this thing you see now.  And if you don't like it, we don't care.  We put customer service in the back of our mind.  You are only paying for our products, not our attitudes.  Please keep that in mind.

And please purchase something.

Because...
Lint is Forever

No one ever really visits us.