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Letter 1
MARTAIN, JOE, GAY TIM, FREAK LEE and THE MASTER LUDWIG.
This is one of the FREAKISH CLOWN pages I have ever seen you have been put down in my book as some of the FREAKISH CLOWNS I have ever known. I know who you are Martain and I've have been watching you every day I want you and your little friends to know that The FREAKISH CLOWN is wathing your every FREAKISH CLOWN move. Consider this a notice I will B writing your little crappy page every day. Oh yeah don't be frightend the FREAKISH CLOWN never want's to hurt anybody on purpose but the MASTER LUDWIG knows a little two muh about my FREAKISH CLOWN operaions and he will be the first to go. Another thing Martain let all your little friends know about me because they should be aware and tell GAY TIM that I think he should roast in FREAKISH CLOWN HELL because he thinks he is Hot S---t and he has yet witnesd the power of the FREAKISH CLOWN.
HE HE HO HO MOOOO HA HA HA
YOU MAY TRY WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
BUT THE FREAKISH CLOWN IS GONNA GET YOU IN THE NIGHT....
Letter 2
Hi this is Scott. My brew consisted of dog crap, puss, zits, lard, a thick white discharge,spit, sweat, mayonaisse, egg white, slushy, grease, and fat.
Letter 3
My name is Cletus, email: cletus@ipickmynose.com,
what i used in my brewski:
50 tons of horseshit.
520 lbs. beef jerky
74 lb. dog (his name was ol' blue, may he rest in your stomach in peace.)
200 gallons crude oil.
5142 gallons alcohol.
52 lbs. of vaseline
1 gallon of BBQ sauce.
it's about 200X more potent than whiskey, GOOD STUFF!
