Occupant:
Ben & Jerry present their new flavor, Chunky Grease Monkey
AgentQ:
Cruising downtown, Rob Lowe thinks long and hard about picking up a hooker for a quick blowjob, but dammit, Hugh Grant had already nabbed her.
HanoverF:
"Yo Yo Yo, Word to you Mother!.... spare change?"
Snow_Leopard:
Robert Patrick, of Terminator 2 fame, enjoys a last cigarette shortly before being struck dead by a piece of SpaceLab
tadpole:
"Maybe if I use my powers of whole-istic healing, I can fix the car...I'll just give it my healing touch and...(SSSSSS!!!!) ARHGHGHGHG!!!"
Psyko:
"Welcome to Heaven. You must be *this tall* to enter."
Artanas:
"Welcome to the Yahoo Serious Museum, on your right, his embalmed head. This concludes the tour, bye now
Mr13:
"If only her husband had listened....Please, call before you dig." *paid for by the Gas Company
BuckFifty:
"The wife doesn't know this, but we can get 50Gs each on the black market..."
_JediClone_:
Cambells tries to rip off a succesful ad campain: "Where's the beef bulion?!?!"
JoeCrow:
Where's my cape? That bitch Leia took it... I know it
HanoverF:
He's gonna crack her open on a rock! ... or somebodys head, but thats a whole nother story.
